Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Why some people should not be allowed to breed.
Guy Ritchie has been re-united with his sons for the first time in weeks, but the meeting reportedly came with a list of 12 strict rules from estranged wife Madonna.
The rules insist that Ritchie must allow the boys to only drink Kabbalah water – spring water that has been blessed by Kabbalah religious leaders.
They also forbid toys that are “spiritually unsound”.
* at bedtime, Ritchie must only read The English Roses, a series of children's books written by Madonna about "the five most fab young lasses in London".
More evidence supporting my proposition.Needless to say, I blame the parents.
... and when did Madonna start turning into a Bratz doll?.
Labels: Places head between knees and takes deep breaths ... lots of 'em.
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